MEN ON VACATION

Men on Film In Living Color

Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier give video reviews as Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriwether.

WELCOME TO BRUSSELS!

Click on the image, turn on the volume and discover the sights and beauty of Brussels!

PHILIPPINES, LAND OF ENCHANTMENTS

Click on the video, turn on the volume and discover the beauty of the Philippines.

SPRINGBREAK SURPRISE

Springbreak Surprize
Video sent by gordonvaughn

LABELS OF STUPIDITY...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." [Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!]
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." [Evidently, the shoplifter special.]
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." [And that would be how?]
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." [But it's *just* a suggestion.]
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." [Oops, too late!]
6. On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." [As sure as night follows the day.]
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." [But wouldn't this save even more time?]
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." [One would hope.]
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." [As opposed to what?]
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." [I gotta admit, I'm curious.]
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." [NEWS FLASH!]
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." [Step 3: Fly Delta.]
14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". [I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". [Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? Good grief!]