The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured here completely,
The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm .
I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,' 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured here completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
Or been eaten by a worm .
I've searched through the recycle bin
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,' 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas (and Grandpas, too) who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer........ They are
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing.
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!