Friday, April 03, 2009

THE BEST POEM IN THE WORLD


I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice!
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.
The person who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.
'And why's everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

JUDGE NOT.
Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in your garage makes you a car .
Every saint has a PAST....
And every sinner has a FUTURE!


Thursday, April 02, 2009

PROPERTY TAX

Your House As Seen By:

Yourself...




Your Buyer...





Your Lender...





Your Appraiser...



Your County's Tax Assessor...




If you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five fewer people
Align Centerlaughing in the world!