Wednesday, October 21, 2009

MAXINE'S LAST WILL

This may be the best 

Living Will I've Seen


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I,(_Ginny Lee____________ ) being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.  

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.  

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine

Chocolate

Margarita

Sex

Martini

Cold Beer 

Chocolate

Chicken fried steak

Cream gravy

Sex

Mexican food

Chocolate

French fries

Chocolate

Pizza

Sex

Ice cream

Cup of tea

Chocolate

Chocolate

Sex

Chocolate 

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

Then Have a Drink   IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE  


Thursday, October 15, 2009

SURPRISING GEOGRAPHY FACTS

Alaska

More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska .


Amazon

The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply.


The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the ocean. The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest rivers in the world combined and three times the flow of all rivers in the United States .

Antarctica

Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

Ninety percent of the world's ice covers Antarctica . This ice also represents seventy percent of all the fresh water in the world. As strange as it sounds, however, Antarctica is essentially a desert. The average yearly total precipitation is about two inches Although covered with ice (all but 0.4% of it, ice.), Antarctica is the driest place on the planet, with an absolute humidity lower than the Gobi desert.


Brazil


Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around.


Canada


Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined. Canada is an Indian word meaning ' Big Village .'


Chicago


Next to Warsaw , Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world.


Detroit


Woodward Avenue in Detroit, Michigan, carries the designation M-1, so named because it was the first paved road anywhere.


Damascus, Syria


Damascus, Syria, was flourishing a couple of thousand years before Rome was founded in 753 BC, making it the oldest continuously inhabited city in existence.


Istanbul, Turkey


Istanbul, Turkey, is the only city in the world located on two continents.


Los Angeles


Los Angele's full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula -- and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.


New York City


The term 'The Big Apple' was coined by touring jazz musicians of the 1930's who used the slang expression 'apple' for any town or city. Therefore, to play New York City is to play the big time - The Big Apple.

There are more Irish in New York City than in Dublin , Ireland ; more Italians in New York City than in Rome, Italy ; and more Jews in New York City than in Tel Aviv, Israel .


Ohio


There are no natural lakes in the state of Ohio , everyone is manmade.


Pitcairn Island


The smallest island with country status is Pitcairn in Polynesia , at just 1.75 sq. miles/4,53 sq. km.


Rome


The first city to reach a population of 1 million people was Rome , Italy in 133 B.C. There is a city called Rome on every continent.


Siberia


Siberia contains more than 25% of the world's forests.


S.M.O.M .
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta>
The actual smallest sovereign entity in the world is the Sovereign Military Order of Malta <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta> (S.M.O.M). It is located in the city of Rome, Italy, has an area of two tennis courts, and as of 2001 has a population of 80, 20 less people than the Vatican. It is a sovereign entity under international law, just as the Vatican is.


Sahara Desert


In the Sahara Desert , there is a town named Tidikelt , Algeria , which did not receive a drop of rain for ten years.
Technically though, the driest place on Earth is in the valleys of the Antarctic near Ross Island . There has been no rainfall there for two million years.


Spain

Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits.'


St. Paul , Minnesota


St. Paul, Minnesota , was originally called Pig's Eye after a man named Pierre 'Pig's Eye' Parrant who set up the first business there.


Roads

Chances that a road is unpaved in the U.S.A : 1%, in Canada : 75%



Russia

The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole, in Russia . It reached a depth of 12,261 meters (about 40,226 feet or 7.62 miles). It was drilled for scientific research and gave up some unexpected discoveries, one of which was a huge deposit of hydrogen - so massive that the mud coming from the hole was “boiling” with it.


United States

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.


Waterfalls

The water of Angel Falls (the World's highest) in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979 meters). They are 15 times higher than Niagara Falls .




I have always said , you should learn something new every day.
Unfortunately, many of us are at that age where what we learn today, we forget tomorrow.

But, give it a shot anyway.


Saturday, October 10, 2009

WHO KNEW?


Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade
can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers?

cid:NFZBRGOCBYOR.IMAGE.jpegDid you know that Colgate Toothpaste
makes an excellent salve for burns?

cid:EWQITICKTRSH.IMAGE_1.jpegBefore you head to the drugstore for a high-priced
inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing
on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints.
They'll clear up your stuffed nose.


cid:SPHLZPPNWWTV.IMAGE_2.jpegAchy muscles from a bout of the flu?
Mix 1 tablespoon horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil.
Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage
oil for instant relief for aching muscles.
cid:QPUTQMUXSXEQ.IMAGE_3.jpegcid:MYCJANJIASUG.IMAGE_4.jpegSore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar
with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon
six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
cid:UYSDUMYKSDQS.IMAGE_5.jpegCure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer.
Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water
and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer
begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost
instantly-even though the product was never advertised for this use.
cid:NHAVGGIBGNIG.IMAGE_6.jpegHoney remedy for skin blemishes... cover the blemish
with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it.
Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile,
and speeds healing. Works overnight.
cid:JBFNMOZAQHKE.IMAGE_7.jpegListerine therapy for toenail fungus: Get rid of unsightly
toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine Mouthwash.
The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
cid:XSNWJGBDJGUG.IMAGE_8.jpegEasy eyeglass protection... to prevent the screws
in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline
Crystal Clear Nail Polish to the threads of the screws
before tightening them.
cid:MFCBRTLOMQSO.IMAGE_9.jpegCleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer...
if menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets
get in your home and you can't find the insecticide,
try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
cid:XJOFGBXFUOPP.IMAGE_10.jpegSmart splinter remover: Just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue
All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin.
The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
cid:PWEILGMAUPMN.IMAGE_11.jpegHunt's Tomato Paste boil cure...
cover the boil with Hunt's Tomato Paste as a compress.
The acids from the tomatoes soothe
the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters... to disinfect a broken blister

dab on a few drops of Listerine, a powerful antiseptic.
cid:DRWXIMRXFENM.IMAGE_12.jpegVinegar to heal bruises...
soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply
it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness
and speeds up the healing process.
cid:TRJXCESGEDBJ.IMAGE_13.jpegQuaker Oats for fast pain relief...
it's not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats
and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave
for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture
to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

If you send this to one person

who doesn't know about this, then it was worth it.
cid:AOJUGABHECOA.IMAGE_14.jpegI'm gone...!!!!