This may be the best
Living Will I've Seen
| I,(_Ginny Lee____________ ) being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine Chocolate Margarita Sex Martini Cold Beer Chocolate Chicken fried steak Cream gravy Sex Mexican food Chocolate French fries Chocolate Pizza Sex Ice cream Cup of tea Chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day! Then Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE |
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