Tawa po daw muna diyan! Wag muna puro Covid 19.

Tawa po daw muna diyan! Wag muna puro Covid 19. Pero ingat kayo!

PO 1: Bakit po K-9 ang tawag sa malalaking aso, sir!
SUPT: Syempre pag tinawag mo silang K10, hindi na sila aso
PO 1: Ano na sila sir?
SUPT: maliit na pusa..

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Doc: Iha, mukhang pumapayat ka at hinang hina pa. Sinunod mo ba advice
ko na 3 meals a day?
Girl: Diyos ko! 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day eh!!!**

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May nagpapa-translate sa akin ng signage sa tagalog: "Emergency Exit"
ang sabi ko, "MADALING LABASAN...? Tama ba? Parang bastos ata.**

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Tip for a long life:
Wag mo isusulat name mo sa condolence book
pag dumalaw ka sa patay. Kasi pagkatapos ng libing
nagkakaron ng raffle kung sinong susunod..... .**

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Guro: Pedro late kana naman..
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Boy: uwian na po!**

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Mrs: Kung alam ko lang di sana ako nagpakasal sa iyo!
ABS ka!
Mr: Anong ABS?
Mrs: Alak, Babae, Sugal!!
Mr: Eh ikaw CBN!
Mrs: CBN?
Mr: Chismosa, Bungangera, Nagger!.**

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May dalawang lalaki sabay nag jogging:
Guy 1: Pre, doctor ako.. Kaya ako tumatakbo kasi HEALTH
conscious ako! Ikaw pre?
Guy 2: Snatcher pre! WEALTH conscious ako.**

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Bakit binaril ng bobo ang girlfriend nya?
Kasi sinubukan nya kung totoong
FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES!**

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Pasahero: Mama, dahan-dahan lang po. Alalahanin nyo na
palaging nakasunod sa atin ang disgrasya!
Drayber: E, kaya ko nga binibilisan para di tayo abutan!**

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(sa isang turo-turo):
Customer: Manang, meh langaw sa arrozcaldo ko!
Tindera: Hello! Sa halagang P5.00 anong ini-expect mo....manok?**

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Tom: Alam mo pare, my new wife is a sex object!
Jerry: Wow! Maganda pala ang napangasawa mo pre!
Tom: Hindi naman. But everytime I want to have sex,
she objects!**

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Anak: Nay, yung girlfriend ko hindi naniniwala sa langit at impierno.
Nanay: Sige, pakasalan mo anak, ipatikim mo sa kanya ang
langit, ako na ang bahala sa impierno**.

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A husband asked his wife, "What do you like most in
me, my macho face or my sexy body?
The wife looked at him from head to toe and replied,
I like your sense of humor".**
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Russian: Sir, we got huge order from USA for 16 inches
condoms. I think it is to embarrass us.
Putin: No problem! Complete the order and mark them SMALL SIZE!**

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A guy picks up a girl for a date.
"Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt... *
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2 Mental Patients nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama ...
Sira 1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag ka na lang
matulog. (Bumaba sira 1.)
Sira 2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat ka na dito!
__________ __

MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na. Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER; Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di ako nakauwi!
__________ _______ _

PEDRO: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid. Grabe ang
linaw ngayon nang pandinig ko!
JUAN: Wow, galing! Magkanong bili mo sa hearing aid?
PEDRO: Kahapon lang!
********** ******* ******* ******* ******* ******* *

JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito sa box nya eh: 'for 3 years
& up
__________ _____

AMO: Inday, naalis mo na ba yung mantsa sa barong Tagalog ko?
INDAY: Yes, sir!
AMO: Good! Anong pinang-alis mo?
INDAY: Gunting po, sir!
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JUNIOR: Tatay, andaming lamok!
TATAY: Patayin mo ang ilaw para hindi tayo makita.
(Pagkapatay ng ilaw, lumitaw ang mga alitaptap... )
JUNIOR: Tatay, bumalik sila! May dalang flashlight!
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NENE: Nanay, mahalaga pala ang punctuation mark. Nakakalungkot kapag
nawala.
NANAY: Aba, oo, anak! Mahalaga 'yun. Pero bakit nakakalungkot?
NENE: Kasi, si ate, iyak nang iyak... Dalawang buwan na raw siyang
walang period.
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EUGENE : Pare, walanghiya 'yung mga kondoktor sa bus!
REGGIE: Bakit?
EUGENE: Ayaw akong papasukin sa bus! 'Yung iba, ang daming ibinebenta.. .
mani, kasoy, puto, balot, itlog ng pugo, pinipig, chicharon, espasol,
puwedeng pumasok!
REGGIE: Ano ba ang ibinebenta mo?
EUGENE: Papag.
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JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: . (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?
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NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.
NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!
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Sinoli ni Paquiao ang libro sa library.
Manny: sobrang dami ng characters wala naman storya.
LIBRARIAN: kayo pala kumuha ng telephone directory namin!
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sa sabungan, walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong. Si Juan para
makalibre pumasok may dalang inahin.
BANTAY: [sinita si Juan] ano yan?
JUAN: [galit pa!] manok!
BANTAY: alam ko, eh bakit inahin?
JUAN: may laban ang mister niya, siyempre moral support bobo!
__________ _______ _____

GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang
tarantado!
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ERAP SA PIZZA HUT
WAITER: sir, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices?
ERAP: into four na lang, masyadong marami yung eight. di ko mauubos.
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Nagbubungkal ng lupa si Aling Dionisia para magtanim. Akala ng mga
nakakakita naloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.
Maid: nay, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.
Aling dionisia: anu Gid! Seedless ito.

AYUDA PARODY

RETIREMENT SONG - FOREVER YOUNG

John 10:1-10 | Henri Martin | The sheep hear the shepherd's voice

John 10:1-10   The sheep hear the shepherd's voice

Idylle (Sheep and their Shepherds), Image by Henri Martin (1860-1943), Oil on canvas, Painted circa 1925 © Sold Christie’s London, 25 June 2008, lot 498, for £540,000 Jesus said: ‘I tell you most solemnly, anyone who does not enter the sheepfold through the gate, but gets in some other way is a thief and a brigand. The one who enters through the gate is the shepherd of the flock; the gatekeeper lets him in, the sheep hear his voice, one by one he calls his own sheep and leads them out. When he has brought out his flock, he goes ahead of them, and the sheep follow because they know his voice. They never follow a stranger but run away from him: they do not recognise the voice of strangers.’ Jesus told them this parable but they failed to understand what he meant by telling it to them. So Jesus spoke to them again: ‘I tell you most solemnly, I am the gate of the sheepfold. All others who have come are thieves and brigands; but the sheep took no notice of them. I am the gate. Anyone who enters through me will be safe: he will go freely in and out and be sure of finding pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I have come so that they may have life and have it to the full.’   READ MORE     Reflection on the Painting Jesus often spoke deliberately in cryptic language, leaving His followers and audience wondering about what He meant. Today’s reading is a prime example of that. John even writes ‘Jesus told them this parable but they failed to understand what he meant by telling it to them’. Like any parable, the parable of today reveals the truth to those who seek it, but it also conceals the truth from those who are half-hearted about it. Jesus draws a sharp contrast between the blindness of the Pharisees and Himself; He compares them to false shepherds (whom He calls ‘thieves and brigands’ at the start of our passage); Jesus Himself is the true shepherd. Sheep are mentioned in the Bible over 500 times, more than any other animal. All throughout Scripture, the close relationship between shepherds and their flocks is praised. The sheep recognise the voice of the shepherd and follow him. The shepherd protects and provides for his flock and even gives his life for them.  And so we come to this lovely painting of sheep by Henri Martin, painted in the Pointillist style. Pointillism is a painting technique using tiny paint dots of various colours, which become blended in the viewer's eye, and create an overall soft, gentle, textured feel to the artwork. This is in contrast to the traditional methods of blending pigments on the painter’s palette. Here the colours get created on the canvas by juxtaposing dots. Looking up close to the canvas, one wouldn’t be able to make out what is painted; only at a distance do we as a viewer see the overall composition. It's the same with some of these more cryptic parables: when reading it up close the message isn’t always clear, but when placed and contemplated in its wider context of the whole of Jesus’ ministry, the beauty of the parable reveals itself. by Patrick van der Vorst

John 6:60-69 | Claude Vignon | Lord, who shall we go to?

John 6:60-69   Lord, who shall we go to?

Lament of Saint Peter, Image by Claude Vignon (1593-1670), Oil on canvas, Painted in 1623 © Cantor Arts Center, Stanford, California After hearing his doctrine many of the followers of Jesus said, ‘This is intolerable language. How could anyone accept it?’ Jesus was aware that his followers were complaining about it and said, ‘Does this upset you? What if you should see the Son of Man ascend to where he was before? ‘It is the spirit that gives life, the flesh has nothing to offer. The words I have spoken to you are spirit and they are life. ‘But there are some of you who do not believe.’ For Jesus knew from the outset those who did not believe, and who it was that would betray him. He went on, ‘This is why I told you that no one could come to me unless the Father allows him.’ After this, many of his disciples left him and stopped going with him. Then Jesus said to the Twelve, ‘What about you, do you want to go away too?’ Simon Peter answered, ‘Lord, who shall we go to? You have the message of eternal life, and we believe; we know that you are the Holy One of God.’   READ MORE     Reflection on the Painting In today’s Gospel reading we come to a turning point. ‘After this, many of his disciples left him and stopped going with him.' This is Jesus’ own disciples who drew back and were no longer sure whether to stay by His side. So Jesus confronts His disciples saying ‘What about you, do you want to go away too?’  It is clear from that question that He would have let some more of His disciples go if they had wanted to. He does not hold anybody against their will! Even the disciples had a choice at every stage they were with Christ: whether to stay or go. They were not there against their will or because they were forced to. It is really Peter’s words though at the end of our reading which are so beautiful: 'we believe'. Knowing Peter’s character, that believing was the result not just of blind faith in Jesus, but of a maturing process where Peter would have asked himself questions along the lines of: well Jesus, you have done amazing things, but at times you frighten us, you challenge us, you embarrass us even when you come out with strong statements like today, you even frighten us at what might happen, but…. ‘To whom shall we go?’ A beautiful display of unconditional love towards Christ coming from a place of matured faith. That is why I am sharing a painting today of St Peter, as he is the key in today’s reading. He never wanted to leave, he never quit. He simply had learned so much in these past years and grew exponentially in love for Christ. We can't always understand how God works and what His plans are, but Lord… ‘to whom shall we go?’ by Patrick van der Vorst

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE HEALTHY THROUGH CHECKING THE PALM MOUNTS?

The palm contains the information of life and health. According to the traditional Chinese medicine (TCM), one's health can be told by reading the palm mounts. Palmistry has been used for diagnosing diseases for a long history. The earliest records of disease diagnosing by palmistry can be found in the oracle bone inscriptions. Then how to know if you are healthy through checking the palm mounts? 

DISEASES CONTROLLED BY THE MOUNTS ON PALM

The Mount of Luna is in charge of mental illness, women's disease, edema, obesity, body odor, peritonitis, dampness, and cold syndrome. 

The Mount of Venus is in charge of kidney disease, stomach disease, kidney deficiency, allergy, and dampness.

The Mount of Mars is in charge of inflammation, high blood pressure, arteriosclerosis, and fever.

The Mount of Jupiter is responsible for hepatobiliary disease, dizziness, stroke, mass formed by blood stasis, and rheumatism.

The Mount of Saturn is in charge of biliary disease, rheumatism, hemorrhoids, depression, osteoporosis, and cold disease.

The Mount of Apollo is in charge of the heart and blood circulation diseases.

The Mount of Mercury rules the nervous system, hearing, language, bipolar disorder, and rheumatism.

HEALTH DIAGNOSIS THRU MOUNT THICKNESS AND LINES

The mounts of palm are named after the planets belonging to metal, wood, water, fire and earth as well as the names of Eight Diagrams, because what the mounts represent are associated with the Five Elements. Good palm mounts are supposed to be thick, bulging and rosy.

Mount of Venus

Located at Gen (the base of the thumb) and belonging to the Earth element, the Mount of Venus represents the function and vitality of spleen, stomach and digestive system. The bulging black or blue veins at the lower Mount of Venus indicate the poor digestive function and stomach illness. If you have messy lines on the Mount of Venus, you will be vulnerable to diseases of reproductive system. The feathery lines here suggest the possible nervous system disease while the color of dark clouds at the lower Mount of Venus implies the poor digestive function.

Mount of Jupiter

Located at Xun (the base of the forefinger) and belonging to the Wood element, the Mount of Jupiter shows the function of stomach, liver and gall. A low, flabby and bloated Mount of Jupiter with messy lines suggests you are vulnerable to diseases of stomach and hepatobiliary system. Also, the Mount of Jupiter corresponds to heart and liver. If it is bloated and has messy lines or bad signs, you will be susceptible to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.

Mount of Mercury

Located at Kun (the base of the little finger) and belonging to the Earth element, the Mount of Mercury symbolizes reproductive and respiratory functions. If it has chaotic lines, you will be prone to develop diseases of the digestive system.

Mount of Mars

Belonging to the Wood element, The Mount of Inner Mars or Mars Positive is located at Zhen (palm side, between the Mounts of Jupiter and Venus) and it represents sexual desire, renal function, reproductive and urinary function. The Mount of Outer Mars or Mars Negative is located at Dui (palm side, between the Mounts of Mercury and Luna) and it represents kidney and respiratory system. Well-developed Inner Mars and Outer Mars suggest the strong sexual desire. If your Inner Mars and Outer Mars have messy lines and poor color, you will be vulnerable to diseases of reproductive, urinary and respiratory systems. The Outer Mars cut by straight lines implies a poor respiratory system while a circular mark on the Outer Mars indicates possible visual impairment.

Plain of Mars

Located at Ming Tang in the center of the palm and belonging to the Fire element, the Plain of Mars represents internal heat, brain, nervous centralis and blood circulation system functions. The dark Plain of Mars suggests the recent incidence of a disease. If it is warm and rosy, you must have rising internal heat and suffer from vegetative nervous dysfunction or chronic wasting disease. If it is cold and pale, you must suffer from insufficiency of the spleen and the kidney or have a weak blood circulatory system, and poor endocrine, spleen and stomach functions. The exuberance of internal heat means the hyperactivity of Yang, which will lead to yellow coating on the tongue, hand tremor, red face and tinnitus. Too little internal heat means the deficiency of Yang, which will lead to bluish white coating on the tongue, blood cold, uterus cold and difficulty in getting pregnant.

Mount of Saturn

Located at Li (the base of the middle finger) and belonging to the Fire element, the Mount of Saturn is in charge of heart and blood circulation system. A star sign here suggests you are prone to hypertension. Also, the Mount of Saturn indicates the nervous system function. If it is bloated and has messy lines, you will be vulnerable to nervous system disease, hemorrhoids, paralysis and other diseases.

Mount of Apollo

Located at Li (the base of the ring finger) and belonging to the Fire element, the Mount of Apollo represents the optic nerve, sensory and locomotive organs. If there are miscellaneous lines and an island sign here, you will be prone to develop neurasthenia and eye disease. The Mount of Apollo indicates sensory and cardiac functions, and messy lines here suggest you will be susceptible to neurasthenia, aneurysm, heart disease, visual neurasthenia and other diseases.

Mount of Neptune

Located at Kan (the center of the palm base) and belonging to the Water element, the Mount of Neptune represents kidney, urinary, reproductive and endocrine functions. If the Mount of Neptune is crossed by an oblique line at the end of the Life Line, you will probably suffer from infertility or anovulation characterized by gonads disorder, short thumb, wide and short fingernails, and mean stature. If there are three blue veins stretching here from the wrist, you may also suffer from the diseases mentioned above.

Mount of Luna

Located at Qian (below the Mount of Outer Mars and on the base of the palm) and belonging to the Metal element, the Mount of Luna suggests respiratory, renal, bladder and gynecological diseases and it corresponds to the nervous system. Messy lines here suggest you are vulnerable to neurasthenia, visual deterioration, gout and other diseases. If there is a long and deep vertical line running at your Mount of Luna, you will be susceptible to numbness of limbs.

https://www.yourchineseastrology.com/palmistry/mounts-and-health.htm

PALMISTRY MOUNTS – READ 7 MOUNTS OF THE HAND

WHAT ARE MOUNTS OF PALM?

Mounts, which are bumps of flesh on your palm play a very important role in palm reading. As they look like rolling mountains on your hands, they are called mounts. According to the Chinese palmistry, there are seven mounts for a person with each named after a planet and stands for different characters. Also, the features of the planets are revealed in the corresponding mounts. By reading whether the mounts are developed or not, you can learn a person’s personalities, life style, romantic tendencies, fortune in wealth, career, health and more.

→ How to Know If You Are Healthy Through Checking the Palm Mounts? 

LOCATIONS

Following are the locations for the seven mounts: 

●The Mount of Jupiter:

Located at the base of the forefinger and above the Mount of Inner Mars

●The Mount of Saturn: 

Located at the base of the middle finger

●The Mount of Apollo (or Sun): 

Located at the base of the ring finger

●The Mount of Mercury: 

Located at the base of the little finger above the Mount of Outer Mars

●The Mount of Luna (or Moon): 

Located below the Mount of Outer Mars, on the base of the palm, little finger side

●The Mount of Venus:

Located at the base of the thumb, below the Mount of Inner Mars and surrounded by the life line

●The Mount of Mars: 

→Mount of Inner Mars: Palm side, between the Mounts of Jupiter and Venus  

→Mount of Outer Mars: Palm side, between the Mounts of Mercury and Luna

→Plain of Mars: Located in the center of the palm between the Mounts of Inner Mars and Outer Mars. 

MEANINGS

The Mount of Jupiter

The Mount of Jupiter is symbolic of willpower, authority, ambition and self-respect.

If you find it’s well developed and prominent, it shows you are ambitious, career-minded, responsible, honest and reliable. Besides, you love reputation and are very possessive towards love and money. As you are of great enterprise, you usually could get achievement in your career. Suitable jobs for you include being an army and civil servant. 

If the mount of Jupiter is under-developed or less prominent, it indicates you are clumsy, vulgar, timid, dishonest, and having no morals. Also, you don’t love fame. 

An overly developed and prominent mount of Jupiter indicates you are over ambitious, peacockish and easy to be pretentious. On the contrary, if it’s too low, you usually have no confidence in life and no desire to make progress.      

The Mount of Saturn 

The Mount of Saturn is related to integrity and perspective on things.

If you have a prominent and developed mount of Saturn, then you are usually highly intelligent, sincerely, independent and patient. Besides, you love to study and are good at organization and mathematical calculation.  

If it’s low, you are easy to be sad, depressed, lonely and scrupulous. Besides, you are superstitious and have a strong religious view. In addition, you can keep the secret for others.   

If it’s too high, it indicates you like to show off at the same time you are a bit gauche and too cautious when dealing with affairs. 

If it’s too large, you are sentimental and easy to be a pessimist. 

The Mount of Apollo

The Mount of Apollo is mainly related to emotion, interest, wealth and outlook on beauty. 

If it’s well developed, you are usually clever, mild and have an instinct for art and literature. You don’t have to be a painter, artist or dramatist but you are very particular about clothes and like the house and office to be decorated elegantly and artistically. Besides, you are compassionate and willing to help others even he/she is a stranger. At the same time, you are not willing to accept other’s favor or present unless they promise to receive your present in return. When dealing with things, you never do things by halves and aims to be perfect in every aspect. In wealth, the male are easy to make money in business and the female usually have a high possibility of marrying a rich man. 

If this mount is flat or low, it indicates you don’t love arts and have a poor aesthetic taste. In life, you are inclined to pursue the luxurious material life but your fortune in wealth is usually not so good.  

The Mount of Mercury

The Mount of Mercury represents wisdom and the ability to think. 

With a developed mount of Mercury, you usually are quick-witted and full of resource in any emergency. Besides, you are good at study and management.

If the mount is very much developed and prominent, you tend to be all talk and no deed. Also, you are easy to make an indiscreet remark.

If this mount is too low, it indicates you are a negative person without will. You usually are not willing to put in a lot of hard work when doing things.

The Mount of Luna (Mount of Moon)

The Mount of Luna also called the Mount of Moon is related to imagination, intuition and mystery.

If the mount is developed and prominent, it represents you are very intuitive and pretty imaginative. In personality, you are mild and love freedom and to dream. 

You are changeable and easy to get sentimental or depressed if your mount appears overly developed.

If the mount is low, it indicates you are conservative and lack fresh ideas and innovation.

The Mount of Venus

The Mount of Venus is mainly related to love, health and affection. 

A developed and prominent mount of Venus shows you are sympathetic, gentle, and rich in sentiment. Most of you are easy to be attracted by the opposite sex and could enjoy a good fortune in love relationship.

An overly developed mount of Venus indicates you are energetic and sexy. However, you are easy to be stranded for the sentiment. 

If this mount is flat or low, at the same time the life line sticking closely to the thumb that makes the mount too narrow, it shows you are lack of energy. 

If the mount is too low, you are usually cold-hearted in nature. In addition, you don’t like romantic love.  

Mars: 

→Mount of Inner Mars (Mount of Lower Mars/Mars Positive)

The Mount of Inner Mars also called the Lower Mars or the Mars Positive is related to courage and adventure. 

If this mount is well developed and prominent, it indicates you are very courageous, healthy and adventurous. Many famous soldiers and generals usually have this kind of mount. 

If the mount appears overly developed, then you tend to be aggressive. 

If it’s low, it indicates you are timid and indecisive. You usually hesitate to do things and have no heart in anything. Therefore, you have few chances to get success as you do not dare to grasp the chances although they come. 

→Mount of Outer Mars (Mount of Upper Mars/Mars Negative)

The Mount of Outer Mars also called the Upper Mars or the Mars Negative mainly represents self-control and endurance.

If you have a strong Outer Mars on your hand, then you are steady, persevering and fearless of danger. Also, you could endure the humiliation in life. The wealth fortune for you is usually stable without big rises and falls as you don’t like to take a risk in money making. 

If the Outer Mars appears overly developed, then you lack of courage. You usually endure those things that you shouldn’t endure. 

If it’s flat or too low, it indicates you are impetuous and lack of endurance. You couldn’t keep clam and tactfully solve the problems when meeting difficulties.

→Plain of Mars

It’s common to see that the Plain of Mars is low. It never gets too high. If it’s wide and flat without crosses in it, it’s regarded to be a good sign to you. If it’s too low and the other mounts are low as well, it’s not a good sign. You are easy to be deficient in energy and spend a hard life. 

https://www.yourchineseastrology.com/palmistry/mounts.htm

John 6:52-59 | Alexander Coosemans | My flesh is real food and my blood is real drink

John 6:52-59   My flesh is real food and my blood is real drink     Allegory of the Eucharist, Image by Alexander Coosemans (1627-1689), Oil on canvas, Painted in 1654 © Musée de Tessé, Le Mans, France The Jews then disputed among themselves, saying, "How can this man give us his flesh to eat?" So Jesus said to them, "Very truly, I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. Those who eat my flesh and drink my blood have eternal life, and I will raise them up on the last day; for my flesh is true food and my blood is true drink. Those who eat my flesh and drink my blood abide in me, and I in them. Just as the living Father sent me, and I live because of the Father, so whoever eats me will live because of me."   READ MORE     Reflection on the Painting This  rather charming painting of the Allegory of the Eucharist features a juxtaposition of the following elements: grapes of course produce the wine, referring to Christ and His blood the stalks of wheat refer to His Body and the eucharistic bread the two cornucopia flanking the 17th century chalice, symbolise the generosity of Creation the pomegranate symbolises eternal life and divine prosperity the peaches represent virtue and honour the pear halves are symbolic for marital faith the single rose with its many petals represents the wounds of Christ A gentle light is emanating from the sacred host, set with an embossed image of the crucifixion. Our Gospel reading today starts with 'The Jews then disputed among themselves, saying, "How can this man give us his flesh to eat?". The people arguing show that our minds cannot always understand God, but our hearts can. Jesus in His replies tells us to move from the mind to the heart. He is telling us not just to simply accept His teachings, but He inviting us to be fully drawn into His Life and that of His Father. He invites us to be all consumed by God. He invites us to let go of our reservations and hesitations and to trust fully in Him… through the Eucharist… by Patrick van der Vorst