People become so relaxed with their partner all the mystery disappears and they basically become this thing which eats and sh*ts and makes a mess. For instance the stranger has never come into the bathroom and starting taking a dump while you’re brushing your teeth.
Nor have you ever seen the stranger in their nasty underwear,
or doing other casual things like this
during conversation.
Strangers have a habit of listening when you speak unlike your sig other who has more important things to think about as they’ve heard everything you have to say for the thousandth time already.
When dining at home, most sig others are disturbing to say the least.
So? Seriously? Are we all supposed to be deaf, blind and dumb once in relationship so we can enjoy cuddly evenings at home with the one we promised to love for better or worse and now find it’s all worse?
Or are we not allowed to notice those who do things right?
and haven’t assaulted all possible senses and who, since they haven’t, might bring a moment of fleeting pleasure to life before we return to the mundane pleasures of coupled life?
So, yeah, believe it or not, just as you find strangers appealing so do they you and your sig other as well! This is so because no one has seen the reality behind the scenes where this attractive eye-catching guy probably looks like this at home:
while your guy is like this:
Really takes the romance out of that fantasy, doesn’t it?
My apologies to anyone who is unintentionally offended.
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