Friday, July 25, 2025

Do you think Trump is honest?

If this man isn’t a pedophile, I’ll eat my left shoe.

The headlines don’t lie.

Broken promises keep piling up, and it’s pretty damn glaring. He made the corruption of his opponents into a meme — Crooked Hillary, anyone? — but when it comes to revealing any potentially sensitive information that includes him or those closest to him… crickets.

You could be excused to find this man a relative breath of fresh air, back in 2016. Back when he still talked about draining the swamp. If you still don’t see he’s the biggest swamp monster out there by now, nine years later? I have little left to say.

He wants you to stop talking about things that scare him. Things that implicate him. Even when he, himself, has fanned those fires for political gain and made transparancy into a campaign promise. This is a man who purchased Miss Teen America just so he could go backstage at the pageant and “accidentally” run into the dressing rooms and see the girls naked…

The only times when Trump is ever honest is when he is unaware that he is being recorded. Or when he has a “senior moment” and blurts out something horrifyingly shameless and passes it off as a joke. MAGA will then say: “You just don’t understand his sense of humor” and shrug its shoulders collectively. If the local janitor did even 1% of the shit Trump has pulled, he’d be in jail for life… but “when you’re rich, they let you do it.” 

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