Brutal poetry…
Siberian tiger. Big, big cat. A male lion wouldn't want to meet one. Built for solo combat, the Terminator of big cats. This is one seriously well built predator, the true king of the big cats.
They're a big animal. Most of its power comes from the forelimbs and huge shoulders. This cat can smack you with its paws and paralyse you. Scary as feck, they use this strategy on your neck and spine and with the power of a swipe will knock you into next week. Your shotgun is useless. You could have a lion as a guard dog and it doesn't make a difference.
Hippo. Funny looking animal, I think its Latin or Greek for ‘Water horse’..bad bastard. Very highly strung, bad tempered especially in the dry season, been known to cut the heads off crocs, chase lions, these guys don't mess around. They kill more Africans than lions or wildebeast…is that the right spelling….big buffalo.
Nile croc. Need I say more? I've seen a couple in real life, their snap was like a twelve bore shotgun. You felt it. Wouldn't wanna be on the end of it. You can't tame crocodiles. You certainly cannot tame a Nile Croc or a Saltie.
Silverback.
That chap is gonna punch you into another reality. You can try and tame him, good luck with that. As I see it you're dead. Then he'll go and eat his own shit.
Yes. Its true.
Toodle pip.
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